Not necessarily YOU my lovely and loyal reader. But this is rather the 5 major turn-offs for me of the opposite sex
5. Bird
Nothing worse than a female that feels that speaking with her mouth isn't enough so she reinforces it with superfluous hand and neck movements as well as the clicking noise...that damn clicking noise
4. Absurd colored hair
Because blue belongs on Smurfs
3. Girls attracted to dudes not doing anything with themselves
Some girls just like LOW-LIFE niggas. They go on to get pregnant by aforementioned male as he simultaneously leaves her to fend for herself. She then goes on to raise a child who is gonna eventually (and sadly) end up not doing anything with themself
2. Colored contacts
Because these chicks aren't happy with the eyes God gave to African American women. We are BLACK...we don't have grey, blue, hazel eyes. It just shows me the girl aint confident in who she is and fake at face value
1. Smoking
Ya'll know I love Alicia Keys right? But if I ever saw her smoking a cig I would literally cry. This is the absolute turn off. I remember a time I was approacing a chick to put those SMOOTH moves you all know me for :-) on her. As i got within 10 steps she pulled out a bone and lit it. I did an ill 180. She might have even taken it out to KEEP me from talking to her, a defense mechanism of sorts. But that's one force field I would never attempt to cross. Store clerks should be banned from selling cigs to beautiful women. A law should be passed...
5. Bird
Nothing worse than a female that feels that speaking with her mouth isn't enough so she reinforces it with superfluous hand and neck movements as well as the clicking noise...that damn clicking noise
4. Absurd colored hair
Because blue belongs on Smurfs
3. Girls attracted to dudes not doing anything with themselves
Some girls just like LOW-LIFE niggas. They go on to get pregnant by aforementioned male as he simultaneously leaves her to fend for herself. She then goes on to raise a child who is gonna eventually (and sadly) end up not doing anything with themself
2. Colored contacts
Because these chicks aren't happy with the eyes God gave to African American women. We are BLACK...we don't have grey, blue, hazel eyes. It just shows me the girl aint confident in who she is and fake at face value
1. Smoking
Ya'll know I love Alicia Keys right? But if I ever saw her smoking a cig I would literally cry. This is the absolute turn off. I remember a time I was approacing a chick to put those SMOOTH moves you all know me for :-) on her. As i got within 10 steps she pulled out a bone and lit it. I did an ill 180. She might have even taken it out to KEEP me from talking to her, a defense mechanism of sorts. But that's one force field I would never attempt to cross. Store clerks should be banned from selling cigs to beautiful women. A law should be passed...
i think number 4 is garbageeeee
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